SUMMARY


Tropes: Isekai, Harem, Enemies to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Female Characters, Amnesia, Golden Retriever BF x Black Cat GF, Love Triangle, Dark Fantasy, Morally Gray Characters, Dark Academia, Gritty, 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 π–—π–”π–’π–†π–“π–™π–†π–˜π–ž, Rags to Royalty, Zero Percent Approval Rating, Chosen One, Maid, Dating Sim, Turn-Based Combat, TTRPG Mechanics, Rougelike, Strained Family Dynamics, Dark Academia Romantasy Rainy Tuesday Morning

You won't last 5 minutes reading this π–‰π–†π–—𝖐 π–—π–”π–’π–†π–“π–™π–†π–˜π–ž ...

You were a struggling college student looking for a way out. What you found was far, far more. Plunge into the epic world of New Delphine, a kingdom awaiting its salvation at the hands of its rightful king. A sublimely, scandalously subversive dark fantasy ballad of warring brothers and the women caught in the crossfire rife with juicy plot twists and turns guaranteed to keep you on the edge of... your seat.

...

Selected Reviews:

β€œI think you’re just making shit up to fuck with me. Those aren’t real genres.”--Co-Author Grayson’s brother

"You don't love me."-- Grayson's wife at 4:19am


STORY FEATURES


  • 63956 words of juicy π”‘π”žπ”―π”¨ π”žπ” π”žπ”‘π”’π”ͺπ”¦π”ž 𝔯𝔬π”ͺπ”žπ”«π”±π”žπ”°π”Ά content, including code.
  • Fully custom UI with 3 different and unique themes
  • Incredibly detailed character creator with bountiful options for PC (player character) customization. Make the tortured protagonist of your dreams, and customize the things that matter ;)
  • Potential for romance πŸ₯΅πŸŒΆοΈπŸ₯΅
    • Spice level: 🌢️🌢️🌢️🌢️
  • Fully fleshed out and entirely functional rock, paper, scissors system with roguelike-ish mechanics meaning no two fight scenes are the same but instead different and unique and challenging. It's like the Dark Souls of text-based roguelike RPGs that also have a dating sim and other minigames.
  • Five enthralling, high stakes skill-based minigames to test your skills
  • Multiple endings
CONTENT WARNINGS

Genre-typical treatment of gender, gender roles, sex, and sexuality, mild sexual content, mentions of suicide and suicidal ideation, depictions of death, violence, injuries, and gore, use of firearms and bladed weapons,use of tobacco and other drugs, description of medical procedures (blood draw), needles, vomit and other bodily fluids.


CREDITS AND LINKS


A valiantly collaborative effort between Grayson and Tamber for The Really Bad IF Jam 2: Electric Boogaloo hosted by Manonamora

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events,  locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

No generative AI was used in the creation of this game. All awful writing, game mechanics and plot holes were made by humans. Do not use code from or re-upload this work without permission. Do not distribute, repost, or use this work for the purpose of training generative AI or any other AI training.

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Updated 12 days ago
Published 25 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(9 total ratings)
Authors30x30, tamburp
GenreInteractive Fiction
Made withTwine
Tagsbad, Fantasy, No AI, Parody, reallybadifjam, Romance
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen

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I am writing this as I sit here and wait for the 8 minute countdown. Buckle up because this will be a long review. First off, I want to say that I usually don't play games where <<could not find macro closing tag>>

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I lost it at 'famous astronaut, Katy Perry'

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Guys I think this is a 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 π–—π–”π–’π–†π–“π–™π–†π–˜π–ž idk 

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very upset at the lack of diversity, where’s the representation for pale-rosy skin?

this is really good

WHAT are those genres?!?! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Just wanted to leave a quick explanation in good faith. TBoLaS is a parody work riffing off of popular books in the "dark romantasy" genre popular in certain corners of the internet. We took a list of tropes common to that genre and listed any of them that seemed even partially accurate. Sorry for any confusion!

I tried! I really tried! But I surrender.